Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 02, 2019

Four o’clock, and all is whale?

Duuuuuude!

A few years ago my partner at work and I had to snow cat to our comm site on nearby Mt. Elden. Snow and night are a very disorienting combination. We got out to get our bearings and we both saw the same thing: cars driving along above the horizon. We knew what we were seeing – cars on hwy 89 below us – but no matter how hard we tried to see them below us we still saw them above us.

Where’s the bowl of petunias?

Wasn’t there a John Lennon song-

Whaaale, whale

This one made me remember one of the worst nightmares I had :-/

Get ready for this one: “It’s Four o’clock and all’s whale”.

Well, that’s better than seeing flying pigs, perhaps.

I am at that age where I would love to try that cold medicine but worried what home I would end up in if I did.

Haven’t we seen this one before?

Hope it doesn’t quit while that thing’s overhead.

For some reason, on my kindle, the comments loaded BEFORE the picture. I couldn’t imagine what the comic was showing. I am sure glad it loaded.

In the town, where I was born, there lived a man, who sailed the sea and he told us of his life, in the land of submarines-

hmmm…wonder what’s in that cold medication…

the bowl of petunias turns into a sperm whale

He’s taking care of a whale of a cold with that stuff!

Make sure you share… ;)

Is there a bowl of petunias nearby?

Am I mistaken, or didn’t these guys run this play already (like, in the past 6 months)? Not that it’s a bad thing… still a hoot!! Just wanna know if it’s them or de ja vu…

Not again!

Chugging the Nyquil on duty is a serious offense..

Four o’clock and currently we are experiencing high levels of humidity. With humidity that high Id must be located near D.C. (and no – not a political comment – our summers suck)

Would anyone else like to mention the bowl of petunias? Y’know… just to get it out of your system?

Just don’t panic. And don’t forget your towel.

There is actually a science-fiction story about a planet where whales fly.

They’re hunted for the anti-gravity component of their blood. Of course.

Whatever the whale is taking is lot stronger then your cold medicine.

Very like a whale!!