Silly girl! If Offal brought you flowers there would be so many strings attached you’d never get them into a vase!
Oh, poor Wiggles
The course of true love never did run a smooth course.
Offal is a tool. He wouldn’t leave you flowers. Although he might ask why you didn’t leave him any.
I suspect Offal will be more than happy to take credit, though…
Methinks Wiggy should have a ‘talk’ with Offal. I’d say a ‘come-to-Jesus’ talk, but that wouldn’t be compatible with Wiggy’s origins.
Whoops! That’s why you always sign the card.
Next time deliver them yourself Wigglesworth.
There are none so blind as they who will not see.
…unfortunately, I saw that coming; I was hoping otherwise…
Nah, Offal would have left stinkweed & poison ivy…or maybe a corpse flower.
Some people can’t add 1 + 1 and get 2
Always blamed never given credit.
Don’t give an anonymous gift unless you are truly ok with never being thanked for it.
Sue Ellen over 5 years ago
Silly girl! If Offal brought you flowers there would be so many strings attached you’d never get them into a vase!
stairsteppublishing over 5 years ago
Oh, poor Wiggles
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
The course of true love never did run a smooth course.
Fiona D Premium Member over 5 years ago
Offal is a tool. He wouldn’t leave you flowers. Although he might ask why you didn’t leave him any.
drmickeyg over 5 years ago
I suspect Offal will be more than happy to take credit, though…
Denny Wheeler Premium Member over 5 years ago
Methinks Wiggy should have a ‘talk’ with Offal. I’d say a ‘come-to-Jesus’ talk, but that wouldn’t be compatible with Wiggy’s origins.
dragonbite over 5 years ago
Whoops! That’s why you always sign the card.
arenicejam over 5 years ago
Next time deliver them yourself Wigglesworth.
Erin Pierce over 5 years ago
There are none so blind as they who will not see.
jadoo823 over 5 years ago
…unfortunately, I saw that coming; I was hoping otherwise…
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
Nah, Offal would have left stinkweed & poison ivy…or maybe a corpse flower.
miscreant over 5 years ago
Some people can’t add 1 + 1 and get 2
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
Always blamed never given credit.
StackableContainers over 5 years ago
Don’t give an anonymous gift unless you are truly ok with never being thanked for it.