Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2019

No, no. You’ll want to be frozen for all the ensuing years she’ll be at “home.”

…and if she waits until she’s 97 to complete her degree, then what???

And I’d like to be in the same room as Walt, although I hear there’s a pretty long line.

Love those socks. Hi Bleeb, and all of the Bleeb Cadets.

Over reaction to menopause hot flashes?

I don’t get it.

I couldn’t figure out why she had a pine cone in her mouth. There was a punchline?

Is that another way of saying “until hell freezes over”?

I’d start at 13.

Aren’t you supposed to the kids in the box and lock it?

We’ll probably unplug you when she starts – your bank account will be over-drawn.

I wait until student loans are paid off.

But only on proviso that she has a job, in another state.

Nice, except she just dropped out of high school……….