Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 12, 2019

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    Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The dog’s hang up button is titled “butt out”

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    TXD2  over 5 years ago

    Next update…smell-o-vision. I mean, really, it seems to me that those “In the Future” shows have been promising us that since those shows started years ago! :)

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    He’s going to use that app later – after the kids are asleep!

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Don’t pooh-pooh the idea. People don’t know where you’ve been or who you’ve been with by looking at you. A dog can tell just by sniffing you.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    FB just got the go ahead to use your personal pics for their own use….and hired thousands are listening to your conversations with your Seri, or the like!

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    Phydeux  over 5 years ago

    Downtime is better.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Too bad he can’t sniff it over the phone.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    I’ve seen the Buttbook gag….

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    TIMH  over 5 years ago

    Probably because it was tried by John Waters for one of his films. You can imagine what “fragrances” we’re included on the scratch -and -sniff pad.

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    bcjarvis Premium Member over 5 years ago

    True, but that dog’s an expert butt-dialer!

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