Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 13, 2019

I’m more into 1% milk… also at times almond, cashew, soy, or rice milk (all vanilla flavored; the milks after the ellipsis that is).

Pete, a hundred and twenty might get you in the door.

With a growing kid you best double that.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

More or less?

Do you want change (again)?

Definantely less. I don’t use that much milk.

I usually defend Peg and Peter and their relationship.

They both pick and tease and give sarcastic answers….

which some people here interpret as fighting, nagging or nit-picking, when I see it as humor.

But in this case…. why, Peg?

 

He drinks whatever kind you buy, without complaint….

and probably pays no attention….

so why not tell him what you want, instead of expecting mind-reading, then complaining later?

 

I’m that way with a lot of stuff…. I hate games… just give me a straight answer, please, and I’ll do the same.

I also hate it when men accuse women in general of not being straightforward…

and make it a joke that all females will play coy games.

I’m more of a straight shooter than most of the men I know…. they’re the ones who avoid questions or give evasive answers, and it makes me nuts.

 

As for “More or less?”

Well yeah…. I guess so, more or less.

Who cares, drink the milk you want!!!

Low fat milk doesn’t even change the colour of my coffee.

Low fat milk is useless. And almond milk etc. is totally lacking in the vitamins that cow’s milk has.

Hey, she said she might as well go herself. And his question was reasonable.

I need a specific shopping list when I go to buy groceries for myself.

Why should he be any different?

I don’t know about where Tony lives (NYC) , but milk doesn’t cost $20 around here.

I drive a 2 hour round trip to a dairy for real, raw milk. The cream is so thick, you can eat it with a spoon.

She’s beginning to remind me of Opal on Pickles…acid mouth..

I buy the one with the longest future expiration date.

What in the dingdong is up with the weird coloring in panels 1-3?

@Tony:

More or less?

Well, it’s been said that “less is more”…and I’d be more then happy if you’d all consider answering today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Do you do the shopping?

His question: Valid. Her response: Invalid. He wins, she loses. That must be why she’s scowling.

Well, if she’s only getting one gallon, that might be a bit too much. Unless she wants to keep the change.

Here lies the body of Lester Moore

Took four slugs from a forty-four

No Les, No more.