Q: What do you call a Fly without wings?
A: A walk.
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?”
He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…”
She asks “Did you kill them?”
He says “As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males, 2 females”
Intrigued, she asks him: “How do you make the difference between females and males?”
He answers: “3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone.”
Murray is also a golfer and plays in the annual Fly Open …!
Murray the barfly… one way or another, he’s bound to be smashed.
OK, I gave up trying to make a good joke out of it, but I still think “Shoe Fly” is kind of funny (Shoo-Fly Pie)… ☺
May 24, 2014
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Q: What do you call a Fly without wings?
A: A walk.
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?”
He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…”
She asks “Did you kill them?”
He says “As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males, 2 females”
Intrigued, she asks him: “How do you make the difference between females and males?”
He answers: “3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone.”
Howard'sMyHero over 5 years ago
Murray is also a golfer and plays in the annual Fly Open …!
Arianne over 5 years ago
Murray the barfly… one way or another, he’s bound to be smashed.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
OK, I gave up trying to make a good joke out of it, but I still think “Shoe Fly” is kind of funny (Shoo-Fly Pie)… ☺