Eds don’t jump over fences, they roll down the hall on their chair, snoring softly. Between the low rumble of the chair wheels and the soft rumble of the snore you fall asleep way faster than counting annoying bleating sheep trying to jump a fence.
Ed read that a quick nap makes one more productive. He’s such a conscientious employee, he takes several long naps a day. All in the interest of greater productivity.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Wearing a hole in his shoe sole?…Naahhhh, must be bubble gum!
cabalonrye over 5 years ago
Eds don’t jump over fences, they roll down the hall on their chair, snoring softly. Between the low rumble of the chair wheels and the soft rumble of the snore you fall asleep way faster than counting annoying bleating sheep trying to jump a fence.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 5 years ago
OMG, it just hit me! Maybe Ed is like DC Comics’ Rose and Thorn! When he’s all by himself, Ed arises in his sleep and gets all kinds of work done!
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Maybe Ed is anti-social. Whenever people are around he pretends to sleep so that they leave him alone. When they are gone he hops to it!
Ha ha ha! Yeah, right!
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
For supposedly having won the lottery, Ed’s shoes need re-soled…
Ink blot Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ed read that a quick nap makes one more productive. He’s such a conscientious employee, he takes several long naps a day. All in the interest of greater productivity.
Jkendr46 over 5 years ago
Gum shoe?