Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2019

Don’t mess with tradition.

That would be extremely funny if it was true. As fiction it’s very funny.

I worked with an ex-cop in 1970 and he said he had plenty of young ladies who would have their skirts around their waist by the time he got to the window. Not all by any means but not unheard of either. He said he always declined.

Or maybe she’s giving him a bribe!

Retired , at last I am retired .

BD, that couch you are sitting on, do you want that to be your new home? The right answer was, “Oh, I thought that was just a warning he was giving her… but I see now you are right.”

I wouldn’t expect her to be smiling like that if he were giving her a ticket.

Knew a guy who was a state cop. He gave this woman a ticket and they wound up married. He an B.D. could have been twins in attitude.

Bribery comes in many forms. I am thinking Boopsie levered her cleavage to get out of a ticket or two. Than not withstanding, I suppose Sid will have a lawyer shred BD in traffic court.

She didn’t need to give him her phone number. He’s already got her name and address…

And he has a phone book and knows how to use it…

We had a deputy on our court detail who kept calling in for license plate checks on cars he claimed were “parked in a judge’s parking place”. Funny thing, the plate always came back registered to a “twenty something” lady. He finally got busted and disciplined.

B.D., Boopsie better not find a lot of strange phone numbers in your pockets…

As this is a reprint, well before the @MeToo movement.

I think someone taught him wrong for a joke.

He’s going to be in Serious Trouble if she catches him with a Badge Bunny.

To B D it’s a matter of perspective.