Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 28, 2019

Get Smart in disguise.

You’d be lucky to get the right change back from that guy.

Ralph’s trying to duck out of the way.

You know that workers in fast food restaurants and baristas aren’t hired for their intelligence.;-D

Huh? I missed the joke. Nothing funny.

He’s worth $15 per hour.

Stephan Pastis is making some money there, it seems.

And then someone behind her said “yes, I’m Carrot”.

People who frequent coffee bars feel that “counter intelligence” is an oxymoron…

Apparently, low intelligence isn’t restricted to people behind counters.

Ask Carrot Top the comic…

Could’ve been worse – ^

“Blue Heron” would be really silly.

My name is Barry but when my order was ready they called “Larry, Harry, even Mary” so I started telling them my name is Bob.

“Listen, Carrot, I don’t judge. I just make the coffee.”

Discworld reference?

If referring to karat gold, I can see a nugget of truth in that name. I think Karat would be a great name for a girl.

My daughter, Henrietta, once got her coffee with the name Hernia on the cup. After laughing until I cried I told her she could use that as an alias if she ever needed one.

Hm, I’m not sure I’d want a carrot latte.

Maybe he needs his hearing checked.