Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 06, 2019

HA-hahahahaha!

It’s sad when your belly and back can’t agree on what to watch.

#Imeanttodothat

Those buttons give it such a nice, nubbly texture that feels soooo good on my back….

It’s a well known fact that The Mittens will sleep on anything.

#remotepossibility

If my TV was possessed, I would call the Ghostbusters.

They’re here. Oh it’s just The Mittens with an itchy back.

Speaking as an amputee, I’ve been known to kneel or otherwise lean on the remote control without realizing it. Quite often, actually.

My cat has pressed the fast forward on my iPad while I am watching a video.

#canceltheexorcism.

#oops

Uh-oh … sounds like the devil is now in Mittens’ TV. This one made me laugh, though. Sorry, buddy.