Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 19, 2019

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like a Hollywood movie. Better make sure that’s him in there, and not a fake. Tell him to turn on his location so you can track him. However, if it goes straight down, better let him go, he’s beyond your help!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Quick, somebody get me a stake and some garlic!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The mortician is just having a little fun. They’re like that.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    A scene from Senor Wences’ funeral(had he lived a few more decades).

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Text back: " Knock three times so I can find you."

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    Now that would be cool.

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    2peabody1  over 5 years ago

    good gag..

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    robnvon Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No one speaks to anyone directly anymore.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No. His phone number has been hacked.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is his name ‘Dick’?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Once in a while, someone in the world awakens at their own funeral. And older coffins, at least, are found to have scratch marks on the inside. But they’re never buried with phones, so this is still a valid joke.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Funny!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened to some people

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    cwg  over 5 years ago

    This gives me an evil idea, for when I pass on.

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