Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 14, 2019

She appears to be smiling.

Be sure to fill him up before you bring him back.

Does this mean that she currently has a discourtesy husband?

Give me the truth Doc. Is he worth the cost now that the warranty has expired or should I be looking at an updated model with better features?

The health ins companies are influenced by the “Wife SWAP” reality show. DUMBEST SHOW ….E. V. E. R. ! (All reality shows are)

Can she take him for a test drive first?

All day now I’ll be mulling over how I can get myself a courtesy wife.

Can she get a 20’s something, well endowed, hunk?

A Courteous husband? She’ll never come back for the old one!

I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to turn her in for two 20’s. She told me I wasn’t wired for 220.

Darn! I wasn’t offered this when my husband went into the hospital. Maybe I should ask for it next time. Do they have a line-up to pick from?

She took the offer, he comes with a loaner car..BMW 750i.

Sounds like a nicer, more polite term than a loaner.

Good Gosh! Why would I want a courtesy husband??? One man is more than enough to babysit, I mean, take care of.

I wonder if they are also court ious.

Careful, somebody else probably drove him hard … never-ending honeydew list, doghouse quarters, henpecking, you know …

I have been sans husband since the middle of March (he went into the hospital and rehab). He is supposed to come home on Wednesday. My daughter and I got so much work done without a husband underfoot. I wouldn’t mind if he stayed a couple of weeks more. At least until he was fully ambulatory. Will be a little hard to adjust to him being back.

Your Courtesy Husband does not suffer from ED