Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2011

He’s going to have a little brat for a boss.

This up and coming business will probably end up on “Undercover Boss” before year end.

This could actually be interesting.

looks familar

A lot of business have started on a much lower scale and made it on Wallstreet.

I went to unemployment twice Out of the service, I pumped gas Out of college, I dug ditches Never collected a penny But Lord the taxes I pay now. The American dream works. For those on unemployment—Dig ditches For those at minimum wage—Advance For those who lost hope———Loser.

There is no such thing as undignified work, only undignified people.

Hey, its a job. I know a lot of people that would take it in a heartbeat.

When life gives you lemons …

All please recall, Lew is on a cushy government retirement from the PO with all the insurance and health coverage available, so he’s really living off the government dole much more than the unemployed are. I think he’d have a hard time digging a ditch these days, too. Shame on you, buddy.

Lady, Donny T inherited a minor fortune, was almost completely out of business until the banks who would have bankrupted with him on his junk bonds bailed him out years ago and he got clobbered in a simple land deal by Merv Griffin. PLEASE don’t see that illusion of success as anything here.

Now the poor small business owner will have to raise the price of his lemonade since he has to pay for comp, unemployment, SS withdrawls from the check, will need to hire an accounting firm to handle it, will have to keep a doc on retainer to check for drug use, a criminal background check, I’m sure I missed a couple other things. HARDLY WORTH HIRING HIM.

Franchise!!!! MacLemonade

freeholder, have you been drinking too much lemonade???

There is a 15 year old boy at our school that runs his own gourmet catering company with a respectable income. I learned that regulations are less strict when you have only a few clients (no more than a church picnic). He is going through the process of getting certified for 100+ clients. This requires investing his savings in a commercial kitchen.

Reminds me of the lemonade on that Problem Child movie with John Ritter.

Got a chair I can sit on and make money?