Adult Children by Stephen Beals for April 13, 2019

While, if you don’t get up you will be changing your bedding.

I’ve often thought we should return to the days of the chamber pot! By the time you walk to the bathroom, do what you need to and walk back, get into bed….fuggedaboudit.

Maybe just get a bedpan.

Maybe you should invest in some adult diapers.

Wait’ll you get to old man bladder status.

You get up to pee, and you wait. And wait. And wait.

I feel this way every day