Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 31, 2019

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, Tantor the terrible proclaims himself as the king of the jungle and assembles as all animal army to take out the stupid ape creatures.

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    Polsixe  over 5 years ago

    His campaign slogan “four legs good, two legs bad”.

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    Hemu, the putative leader of his awe-struck people, cringed towards the naked Englishman who had cost his impoverished tribe a draft elephant and days of terror, and meekly begged for a solution.

    Yeah. No racism there, ERB.

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    rdmacgregor  over 5 years ago

    Time to dig a big pit and lure Tantor to his doom. I’m guessing Hemu would be good bait.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, that plan worked so well, we’ll trust you with another.

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    Old Comic Strip Lover  over 5 years ago

    Well, for one thing Hemu, you can get a better planner to make the plan. Tarzan’s plans usually aren’t the greatest.

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    “How many elephants do we have left?”

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    “This brute must be stopped (no matter how many expendable elephant and human lives it costs)” So far, Tantor would’ve cost a lot less destruction and fewer elephant lives IF WE’D JUST LEFT HIM ALONE!!!)

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    anomaly  over 5 years ago

    He must be stopped! Elephants walking around in the jungle will not be tolerated!

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    ScottHolman  over 5 years ago

    perhaps an elephant welcoming center, where Tantor could get counciling and feel wanted.

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