If I went jogging, people that saw me would know that this is not a guy who exercises, so there must be some disaster approaching, they would run after me, a mob would form, a panic induced stampede would ensue, and people would die. I don’t run, and thus save many lives. You are welcome.
Then there are those of us who actually walk because they have to. (I don’t drive but most people agree that I am probably healthier than they are. About 2 miles in a half hour or so.) There are times however when I won’t walk. (weather, time issues or the occasional too sore to walk.)
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
How do you think the tree feels?
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
I seem to have the same problem.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
If I went jogging, people that saw me would know that this is not a guy who exercises, so there must be some disaster approaching, they would run after me, a mob would form, a panic induced stampede would ensue, and people would die. I don’t run, and thus save many lives. You are welcome.
jackdohany almost 14 years ago
To be a bird, and have wings, and not fly, is surely criminal!
The Hammer Premium Member almost 14 years ago
To be so out of shape that “jogging ones memory” causes the requirement of paramedics is sad.
puddleglum1066 almost 14 years ago
jackdohany: it’s criminal to be an ostrich?
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
Cosmo is too heavy for his wings to lift. Besides, Loon is the only character in this trip who actually flies.
frrykid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Then there are those of us who actually walk because they have to. (I don’t drive but most people agree that I am probably healthier than they are. About 2 miles in a half hour or so.) There are times however when I won’t walk. (weather, time issues or the occasional too sore to walk.)