And if for some reason we reach our destination unscathed, you will be required to swipe your card for $499 on leaving the plane. Anyone who refuses to leave the plane will be charged with terrorism and be designated an enemy (of Gouge M airlines) combatant.
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
And lets hope it will cover their whole face.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
They probably have a credit card activated toilet too just to gouge the paying customers more.
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
This flight attendant must have a custom made seat.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
You’re out of luck, kid.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
That flight attendant might have to pay for 2 seats if she were a passenger.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago
The nun has the right idea, you get on THAT plane, you better PRAY!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
the faster your swipe, the sooner you’ll breathe
junco49 over 13 years ago
And if for some reason we reach our destination unscathed, you will be required to swipe your card for $499 on leaving the plane. Anyone who refuses to leave the plane will be charged with terrorism and be designated an enemy (of Gouge M airlines) combatant.