Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 06, 2019

Well played Ralph, you should never contradict your wife.

Now everybody’s happy.

Good thing this strip’s not set in Australia. He’d also want a fried egg and beetroot.

The Beyond Meat burger from A and W is absolutely delicious.

I once had a lady order bacon on her veggie burger. The other employees wouldn’t believe I wasn’t joking.

Ralph applying the old McDonald’s slogan of “Have it your way!”

I thought that was Burger King.

Only one strip of bacon?

He forgot the cheese!

Double bacon, double cheese, double meat, and the veggie patty on the side. Oh yeah, large fries and a diet Coke.

Hey, June, you DID tell him to order a veggie burger, but failed to mention it should be plain.

Poor Ralph! By trying to satisfy his wife and his stomach, he will please neither.

Vegan, if you want to help the animals stop eating their food…

I’ll have what Ralph’s having but hold the bun and fries!

Way to go, Ralph. Ignore the nag!