Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 29, 2019

I have a bottle of Old Sweat Socks that’ll ring your chimes even better than that Merlot, and it’s even cheaper..

Life is a Cabernet.

“What’s the word? Thunderbird!” (or you might as well just climb the 13 steps to the Gallo’s).

Something else to w(h)ine about.

Bottle of wine, fruit of the affable, when ya gonna let me get sober …?

“Then of course, there’s the MD 20/20, but it’s a biter…”

Is it a White Merlot? (Altho’ why they call it white is beyond me. It’s red in color.)

Arriba!