The male bedbug impregnates the female by puncturing her abdomen with what amounts to a dagger. The term for it is “traumatic insemination.” I suspect strongly that there aren’t too many females that would call anything leading to that “spoiling.”
Hahahahahaha……we slept in nice beds….BUT, we went to school in Death Valley…..in mid summer……crawling on hands and knees…….naked…….thru cacti patches…..uphill…. both ways…..yada yada
Bilan over 5 years ago
When I was young, we were so poor we didn’t even have a bed. All we had was a cot.
Gent over 5 years ago
Who said you can’t make a living by being in bed all day?
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Face down, feet up? Must be one heckuva sleep position for that guy!
nosirrom over 5 years ago
I didn’t know bedbugs liked toe jam.
iggyman over 5 years ago
Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite!
michael_orr25 over 5 years ago
The male bedbug impregnates the female by puncturing her abdomen with what amounts to a dagger. The term for it is “traumatic insemination.” I suspect strongly that there aren’t too many females that would call anything leading to that “spoiling.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
So no one ever needs to foot the bill?
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Let’s just finish and leave before the termites get here. There’s always something eating at that guy.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Don’t be such a wet blanket.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
“I’m sick of New York, lets hop in a suitcase and move.”
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Science fact: Evolution says we are moving to 4 toes.
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Hahahahahaha……we slept in nice beds….BUT, we went to school in Death Valley…..in mid summer……crawling on hands and knees…….naked…….thru cacti patches…..uphill…. both ways…..yada yada
RetFor over 5 years ago
Bedbugs are not actually exclusive to beds, though.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
One of many punchlines in which nonhumans forget they’re nonhuman.
ElGato over 5 years ago
So many kids in my house, we had to sleep standing up.