Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 25, 2019

Hire Elmer.

She really liked Yosemite Sam, until he shot up her office celebrating being hired …

She gave the Tasmanian Devil a whirl, but couldn’t understand a thing he said…

And Marvin the Martian just reminded her of Yosemite Sam …

Daffy Duck and Porky Pig were out on account of speech impediments.

Bugs never made that turn in Albuquerque, so he was a no show…

That’s the reason these 3 are here, they’ve never heard of this place.

I vote for Woody, since he’s the smartest one of the three. Of course, that’s also why he probably won’t get the job.

Homer is Homer – coffee on his shirt and TP on his shoe.

Homer Simpson. The smartest man on Fox.

There WAS a Mr. ‘Hyde’, but his credentials didn’t pass our initial screening.

Beavis and Butthead were not available?

Marvin was always taking time off looking for some kind of “Expansion Module”

another audition Scott?

I’d have to pick Elmer, with Woody as a close second.

Should go with Syril Sneer from the old Racoons TV show

If you’re going that far back, how about Hanna-Barbera characters?

Rita should hire Harvey Birdman as a corporate attorney

I’d thought that Alfred E. Neuman would have been a shoe-in

Woo-hoo! Between Homer, Elmer, and Woody, that’s a fun crew.

Made me smile.