FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 15, 2019

Did “Your Glorious and All-PowerfulHigh Eminence, Sir” come up with the honorific himself? Does the head counselor even know that?

Hello muddah, hello faddah . . .

Fortunately, Jason lucked out. Morton is in love with Paige (much to her chagrin/annoyance!).

I wonder how old that counselor is?

I wonder if his nickname is “Bobcat”?

The line from “Full Metal Jacket” comes to mind. “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

Hey! A camp and JASON! Ring a bell, Camp Crystal Lake!

All pigs are equal but some pigs are more equal than others.

And he’ll make their stay a living hell if they don’t comply.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

It’s turning into the Standford Prison Experiment!

Little tip o’ the hat to Niels Bohr there.

Jason whined to go to this Camp….in the words of the sage, “oh foolish ones you will exactly what you asked for”…..

Oh COOL! I never saw Morton and Jason in same room before! Must have missed (or totally forgot) this story arc!

I’m hoping to see Mr. Glorious go swimming accidentally, or worse.

Something tells me that Morton is going to be thrown in the lake in the middle of the night!!! Many times…

Your gloriously all-pompous highly-self-deluded twit!

Doesn’t Mr. Goldthwaite look like the character that had/has a crush on Paige? Rectangular glasses. Speckles on his face, though not as much as the zits as that other character…