Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 25, 2019

Roz, you can also get a nice urn very fashionable for your ashes.

Burn, Baby, Burn!

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Urn, Baby, Urn!

All members of the Rolling Stones will be cremated… let no Stone go unurned…

Reminds me of the time I was flying home from a hunting trip. I tried to bring 3 dead ducks on the plane, but they made me throw 1 away. They said I was only allowed 2 pieces of carrion.

Got to be truthful, Roz. It’s a cinder tell a lie.

Lou Grant would want to be left out in the garbage with his hat on. Wouldn’t that shock the garbage man?

I told my wife I want to be cremated. She said “I’ll make you an appointment for next week”!

Funny the mortician is a vulture.

So when that happens in their world, is it like those “broasted” chickens at the store? :-P

…said the sign in front of the funeral home.

Roz doesn’t seem of an age to worry about her bird-ily remains. Biz would be more appropriate.

Roz is an expert in cremation, ask her customers.

She wants to make a real ash out of herself? Sad