That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 01, 2019

Definitely, the worst drought in history.

Hey buddy, that ship has long since sailed!

When you have no animals and no way to manufacture a plow, you have to make do with what you’ve got.

Might need to resort to Jedi mind tricks.

That’s not what she meant when she said Go away!

As with most prototypes, the jet-ski required modification.

Jimmy knew he would never need to get married….he already had an anchor.

“I guess if you’re going to build a boat,you have to start somewhere “

It was the find of a life time, and Jimmy the junk man was going to drag that anchor to the recycling center even if it killed him.

He knew that finding this old anchor was more than just a fluke.

Jimmy’s hobby horse was a real brute

Young Jim was a cute little wanker/who went to the beach just to “spank” ’er/ his nautical bent/ was frequently spent/ getting off on a rusty old anchor.

looks like one of those anchor babies.

Changing the sundial for Daylight Saving Time.

I think I’ll sit here some more.

“Anchors a-weigh my boy, anchors a-weigh! LOL… that’s how dad sang it.. I’ll say ‘away’ instead. That’ll piss him off.”

Weigh anchor, it appears a little too shallow here.

If Jimmy could figure out how to pull it off he was going to have one bad-ass piercing.

Jimmy had always wanted a boat. He knew if the anchor was here, the boat HAD to be close!

Jimmy, always the literalist, tries to figure out what his girlfriend meant when she told him he was just an anchor around her neck.

Boy with Anchor: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Winslow_Homer_-_Boy_with_Anchor.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly B4 paper size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/homer_winslow.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/homer/homer_bio.htm 

http://www.all-art.org/history458-2.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/h/homer/biograph.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/winslow-homer 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=91 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/495/winslow-homer 

http://www.avictorian.com/homer_winslow.html 

http://totallyhistory.com/winslow-homer/ 

https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/winslow-homer-1836-1910-americas-painter-99052589/115630.html 

https://www.sullivangoss.com/artists/winslow-homer-1836-1910 

http://hoocher.com/Winslow_Homer/Winslow_Homer.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 8 works by him have been used here (9 times, including 1 repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/03/29?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my comment there has the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2192 (April 30, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“‘Anchors aweigh,’ he says. 150 men on the ship and he insists I do it alone! If I was getting paid, I’d throw the money in his face.”

Jimmy didn’t know much about the island he was marooned on, but from the looks of the hook he found there must’ve been some mighty big fish nearby.

Ahab, follow the Anchor line to find the treasure ship.

Some anchor, what?

and all this time I thought I was supposed to get “anger management” – dang! SOB who sold me! I’m gonna get ’im.

They didn’t believe me when I told em Paul Bunyan became a sailor. This’ll show em!