Close to Home by John McPherson for June 02, 2019

Both have amazing fart capabilities.

…and selling like kumquats.

Batteries not included, some assembly required.

But where are their phones?

Pull their strings, and they insult each other.

You mean, they did have dolls like this. I’ve seen them. They even had the homeboy Ken doll, too!

I suppose both have those amazing new corn chip toenails.

Wait. Beer gut is removable?

Probably both anatomically and politically incorrect…

I could use a removable beer gut.

The classic ‘divorcee’ Barbie… comes with all of Ken’s stuff!

Out of the closet “partners” sold separately.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Now we know what to get Bleeb for Christmas! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

If anyone sees LeoJim please remind him about Old Fart Tuesday next week. Thanks! :)

Stressed out Barbie needs desserts (see today’s Ziggy).

Surprised that in this new, enlightened age, they don’t show a boy playing with one of the “figures” (notice I didn’t say “doll.”)

Where is Kens beard?

“Has imp___________”??? Is that what I’m reading?

I always thought a Barbie was what you grilled food on.