Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 09, 2019

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    nbsevern Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Guardian! With a Corbin headline!

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    Bittercritter Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Corbin is in Eastern Kentucky, ain’t it?

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    Look, some ideas seem less good when you’re waking up earlier than you want to in the morning…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Still a bad idea.

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    garcalej  over 5 years ago

    For the love of God, just leave it. You don’t know what kind of man this deadbeat is (or was). He could have been a drug dealer or an abuser. He could have been a charming but irascible wandering musician or a tattooed carney. Saints preserve us, he could have been Boris Johnson. How would that knowledge sit with you, knowing Boris Johnson was your father?

    Let sleeping dogs lie.

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    Tom_Tildrum  over 5 years ago

    Oh my goodness, it’s going to be Graham Norton, isn’t it?

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    They could just ask Shauna’s mother. Surely she know the baby daddy’s name.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Crumpets with marmalade and lapsang souchong tea, just milk no lemon.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is “Dew-Ball” somehow a variant of “Mildew”?

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    vincentkv  over 2 years ago

    The Guardian? The headline is probably “CORBYN PSYCHOPATHICALLY ORDERS CHIPS FROM INNOCENT CHIPS VENDOR”

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