Deaf guy goes into a hardware store. Mimes hitting a nail and the clerk gives him a hammer. Then he mimes cutting through a board and the clerk brings him a saw.
Then a blind guy comes in, wanting to buy a pair of scissors. What do you suppose he did?
(At this point the listener makes some kind of gesture like he’s cutting a piece of paper. And you say….)
“No, you dummy. He used his voice and asked for a pair of scissors!”
Strob over 5 years ago
and he was asking for rib-EYE.
ozed over 5 years ago
Now do comics for the deaf.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
How’s that old joke go?
Deaf guy goes into a hardware store. Mimes hitting a nail and the clerk gives him a hammer. Then he mimes cutting through a board and the clerk brings him a saw.
Then a blind guy comes in, wanting to buy a pair of scissors. What do you suppose he did?
(At this point the listener makes some kind of gesture like he’s cutting a piece of paper. And you say….)
“No, you dummy. He used his voice and asked for a pair of scissors!”
Gent over 5 years ago
Ah, the old one lump or two trick.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Left-handed with his pencil, though.
tim.lowell over 5 years ago
My comment is also for the blind. It’s incredibly funny, blind people.