In Security by Bea R. for May 04, 2019

More like… Sedine, WHO told you you were pregnant?

Ok, you’re nervous, so I’ll ignore how are you calling your wife.

Look at it this way Sam, if Roy and Charlene can do it, so can you two.

Sam you know this is your kid, take some responsibility, you’ve always had a monopoly over Sedine’s body! XD

Sam’s panicking is not unexpected, but maybe his first instinct should be to take Sedine to a doctor, and then figure out what to tell the newspaper in case their story about Sedine’s pregnancy goes up in flames.

As long as it isn’t the second coming of Clo-Chi…

Just write “return to sender” on her belly. I’m sure it’ll work out.

I KNEW he was going to ask that question….

Wow Sam… just wow

Have they done a check yet? They sell tests at the store. Pee on a stick.

When in danger or in doubt run in circles, scream and shout.

Except do not shout out implying your wife is sleeping around, that will put you in danger you do not need.

Hmm,I had the same thought,and try raising a kid on Security Guard wages.

Money isn’t the problem. In fact other than lack of maturity on the parents part, they will do great. Kids are only crazy expensive if you spoil them. That is why you have parents, let them spoil them.

Start by figuring out if it is a child at all. Not like you could tell from her eating habits.

Thank you, Bea. This moment of hilarity could not have come at a better time…

My mother just passed away early this morning. She battled Ovarian Cancer for as long as she could. Everyone says we shouldn’t cry over it, but my tears are not meant to be bottled up. It’s not healthy to do so, anyway. But seeing Sam freak out over the pregnancy is helping me feel better. Thanks again.

Oh! One more thing… I notice the word child is underlined and not our. Is he implying that she will give birth to another Clo-Chi?

He needs help, all right…

Ignore him – he’s panicking…

Is art imitating real life, Bea?

And just what do you mean by that, Sam?

Sam just stepped in in big, hot mess!

Tiny, light, young women like Sedine are prone to have problems with their cycles. How many months have you missed Sedine? More than two and I would get a home test and then see your Ob/Gyn no matter the results.

Sam’s panic in Panel 2 seems to be amusing to Sedine.

You went a teensy bit too far there Sam, take a chill pill…

Sam is just being cautious… asking that question has nothing to do with the fact that Sam watched ‘The Omen’ the other night on TV. He just wants to be sure…(There were no jackals running around our house the past few weeks, were there?)

That last panel looks like Sedine is channeling her mother.

I am guessing she just got a little chubby, but that’s me lol

Why is she amused at his panic? Is this another one of her tricks?

Thank you, one and all. Your condolences, support and prayers are just what I need right now. You guys are awesome!