Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 16, 2011
Transcript:
Frank says, "Ernie, I pulled this from your website --- you should say more about your resort." Frank says, "You don't mention that skiers and snowboarders have to outrun frequent avalches." Ernest says, "I say 'we have a 'learn to race' program." Frank says, "Lots of trails go off cliffs without warning!" Ernest says, "It's there --- 'you'll get big air.'" Frank says, "Your conessions equipment is usually broken -- you serve lots of spoiled food!" Ernest says, "'Icy conditions are rare.'" Frank says, "And you don't tell people this is the most expensive resort in the country." Ernest says, "I say 'this is the place to come if you like it steep!'"
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
This sounds exactly like the spin most ski areas use to get you there. Oh, you should have seen the conditions last week. They were perfect.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
The Flying Tomato would come to the REAL place. Just explain that “it’s X-Games ready!” Don’t want the boards to get bored.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Note: That was a joke.
tdspringer almost 14 years ago
Wondering why yesterday’s comic is being presented as today’s. This one appeared in the paper 1/15.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Mt. Prospect? Flat?! Now you tell me!! LOL!!
momazilla almost 14 years ago
It’s all in how you present it.