Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 24, 2019

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Careful not to smear it on your face…

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Oooo, I might like this airline.

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    “You’re probably wondering why this flight is so inexpensive. We have no landing gear. In front of each seat you will notice two holes. When we reach our destination, everyone jump down and run as fast as you can.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    I just want some plane unsalted peanuts.

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 5 years ago

    Ralph is doing what I do during the whole safety routine (unless I’m saying the routine ((word for word)) under my breath from memory)!!!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I-Don’t-Snore!! Not me!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Retirement charter?

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    Coffee drips would be better

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Mine defused my sex life. and it made my boss suspicious when I wore it at his meetings.

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