Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2019

I bet a number of staff members pee in the Perrier tank after finding out about this.

I predict a staff rebellion if the apocalypse arrives.

I predict a Fremen rebellion.

We must maintain an air of civilization, you know, Jarvis.

I suspect that the billionaire would be easy to take out. Fast twist of the neck and free Perrier.

We plan on installing a large Burkee Filter system when we build our new home – since it will be in West Virginia – which is not noted for the quality of their water.

At what point do the staff kill the family members? I won’t say “murder” because it would be justifiable homicide.

What no Stillsuits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYhQWb9Ry1k

Way to plan ahead. Sparkling water would definitely be on my bunker list. (I’m assuming with lime?)

I don’t care how big that tanker truck is, it’ll be empty within months and then they’ll have to deal with the staff’s smug ribbings every time they get a drink. “How does my sweat and urine taste master?”

The reality that we ALL drink recycled sewage, including Perrier water. Fortunately, nature does a good job of recycling – if we humans haven’t screwed up the system.

OMG, you just know the water wasn’t filtered…you just KNOW!!! After it is Monty, the strip!

If they are serious they will hire people who know.