And rhinos die because the Chinese think that will make their sex organs stay hard longer. Get the same results from fingernails. NONE!!!
How is one going to cash in a cheque when written on toilet paper?
So can we sell our surplus hair and nails to the Chinese for their sex aids and save the rhinos?
Don’t write a check on the rhino horn. It may charge you.
According to Google, there are twelve times as many trees as there are stars in the Milky Way.
Now we know the true use of a rhino horn. To scratch!
And soon there will be lesser trees on Earth than the number of planets in a solar system.
I present a good price for my nail clippings.
And there are more Democrats running for president than there are trees on Earth.
Talk about being flush with cash!
Everyone says there aren’t enough trees. But I’m watching them falling on everything west and south.
Estimated by whom?
There are 14 billion trees just in Michigan: https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/counting_trees
More Trees than Stars. Hopefully, we can’t destroy them all.
Urban legends live, at Ripley’s Believe it or … NOT.
Someone needs to explain the rhino horn thing to those who still poach rhinos for their horns. It’s not an aphrodisiac, it’s just a phallic face toenail.
How do you make such an estimate regarding the number of stars vs. the number of trees?
So, can I save all that money on Viagra if I start biting my nails again?
If it works, will you be flush with cash?
The galaxy is soooo much bigger than a finite Earth….
I say everyone print a copy of this and try to cash a toliet paper check tomorrow….who’s with me???? (shame my printer is down)
the galaxy has 100-250 billion stars in it, that’s A LOT of trees…
So sad, ignorant people are killing these beautiful creatures believing eating this horn will better their sex life. We have a long way to go!
Ah, but we’re doing our best to reduce the number of trees every day…
Obviously you would use it to buy toiletries !!!
Don’t believe it! There are 2,005,934,832 trees, but there are 2,005,934,833 stars. The stars win!
TURTLE over 5 years ago
And rhinos die because the Chinese think that will make their sex organs stay hard longer. Get the same results from fingernails. NONE!!!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
How is one going to cash in a cheque when written on toilet paper?
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
So can we sell our surplus hair and nails to the Chinese for their sex aids and save the rhinos?
Bilan over 5 years ago
Don’t write a check on the rhino horn. It may charge you.
According to Google, there are twelve times as many trees as there are stars in the Milky Way.
Gent over 5 years ago
Now we know the true use of a rhino horn. To scratch!
Gent over 5 years ago
And soon there will be lesser trees on Earth than the number of planets in a solar system.
billcor over 5 years ago
I present a good price for my nail clippings.
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
And there are more Democrats running for president than there are trees on Earth.
khmo over 5 years ago
Talk about being flush with cash!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Everyone says there aren’t enough trees. But I’m watching them falling on everything west and south.
Duster Freebottom Premium Member over 5 years ago
Estimated by whom?
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
There are 14 billion trees just in Michigan: https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/counting_trees
russef over 5 years ago
More Trees than Stars. Hopefully, we can’t destroy them all.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Urban legends live, at Ripley’s Believe it or … NOT.
jvn over 5 years ago
Someone needs to explain the rhino horn thing to those who still poach rhinos for their horns. It’s not an aphrodisiac, it’s just a phallic face toenail.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
How do you make such an estimate regarding the number of stars vs. the number of trees?
ncorgbl over 5 years ago
So, can I save all that money on Viagra if I start biting my nails again?
rstorm over 5 years ago
If it works, will you be flush with cash?
Rise22 over 5 years ago
The galaxy is soooo much bigger than a finite Earth….
oakie817 over 5 years ago
I say everyone print a copy of this and try to cash a toliet paper check tomorrow….who’s with me???? (shame my printer is down)
yangeldf over 5 years ago
the galaxy has 100-250 billion stars in it, that’s A LOT of trees…
jimchronister2016 over 5 years ago
So sad, ignorant people are killing these beautiful creatures believing eating this horn will better their sex life. We have a long way to go!
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Ah, but we’re doing our best to reduce the number of trees every day…
PhilHarrison over 5 years ago
Obviously you would use it to buy toiletries !!!
wwward1948 over 5 years ago
Don’t believe it! There are 2,005,934,832 trees, but there are 2,005,934,833 stars. The stars win!