Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 22, 2019

The conclusion here is that Tyler is red pepper flakes and Linda is broccoli.

P1, Crushed, steamed this sounds like something from the Food Network.

P2, I think we’re all a little mad for continuing to read this story.

P3, Um, That’s a ground ball, Mimi.

In all reality , finally Mimi will sense that there is something going on between Molly and Linda . Mimi will tell Gil while drinking wine and Gil will solve the problem. The end . Everybody will get a SOFS button = Schools Out For Summer !

Too stoned for softball.

I nominate Tyler Kreutzman for the 15 minutes of fame Shimura award. Bitsy will be escorted by Dr. Wally Lamb to present this elusive honor.

To turn double plays that are too cool to complete on time, Molly decides to become a lefty.

She’s so mad that she turns her head away from second. Which does make it tough to notice when grounders are coming.

Heads up? It was a ground ball. Heads down would be more effective.

P 2.5: “I’m too cool to talk to geeks who skate”

TSFC.

The switching of the mitts hands on two girl’s has to be intentional.Or are they living in a mirror universe.

In the larger sense, aren’t we all a little mad?

to misquote the Rolling Stones: “Who killed the Gil Thorp, well after all it was You and me” (His Satanic Majesty’s Comics Blog)

P-3: Feel the flob

Trying to lighten the mood, Molly breaks out her gag oversized mitt. And what does it say on the bottom of the billboard? “Home of the Miscues”? That sounds about right.

And speaking of miscues, Mopped Up Thorp once again swings and misses: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Linda, the good news, Mimi was able to get a college scout at the game today to give you a look. The bad news, well, you know.

P3 would be way funnier if she actually got hit by the batted ball, making her really, really, mad. “…now look what you made me do…”

Could this be any stupider? (Don’t answer that.) She’s mad because she didn’t get a TC button, because she needs one to increase her chances of getting a COLLEGE SOFTBALL SCHOLARSHIP.

And what about the rally hippo? Why did they abandon it? They were undefeated when summoning its awesome flab power!

Cat fight tomorrow….ME-owwwww

To see real women’s softball, I guess that I’ll have to keep watching ESPN. OSU squeaked by the ’Heels yesterday 1-0, and the Irish lost to Wisconsin 4-2 while leaving the bases loaded in the bottom of the 7th. Could have used the rally hippo for sure.