Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 21, 2019

I wonder if this will be the impetus for a school shooting at Milford…

She’s right. I’ve often boasted of screenplays I wrote, the the truth is, I was making it up.

So Molly’s the one with short hair and Nancy is the hard-liner about who’s too cool?

On the official Arthur Fonzarelli coolness scale, if Too Cool is a 10 and Uncool is a 0 then Tyler may be around a Kinda Cool 5 or even a Cool Enough For School 7. Not a Really Cool 8 or a Way Cool 9 though.

P1, I’m going to scratch under your chin and you’re going to give me a button, capeesh?

P2, Thing smacks Tyler upside the head.

P3, Why in the world is there a glass backstop?

In all reality , does anyone have a total of the number of days Gil, Mimi, Kaz and Marty haven’t been seen ?

Now he doesn’t get the status symbol coin for being too cool for school. He’s not part of the cool kids.

P2 – Why is that giant hand there?

In the color version, his mop of blue hair(!) matches his blue pants. That’s cool isn’t it?

To assist you GilPa fans in coping with cruel Tuesday, check out this Bear favorite.

https://youtu.be/b0l3QWUXVho

That’s no excuse. I didn’t see them ask the one guy for the financial records to prove how much bagel money he actually raised for charity. Anyone can claim they raised $40,000 (or whatever). And speaking of raising, I’ve raised another episode of Mopped Up Thorp:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Simple solution. Make up some buttons that have “TDFS” (too dumb for school) on them for those that don’t qualify for “TCFS”

P2 Tyler looks very familiar. An early Max Bacon maybe? Before he got hopped up on fame and placeberol?

It appears she sat on one of the buttons and her anatomy has been deflated

Next, the kids who are left out at MHS will strike back with pocket protectors with the acronym, PN (Proficiently Nerdy).

But my screenplay about 3 guys painting lines on the road is being filmed!

She deserves one of her buttons for the way she verbally b**ch-slaps this kid over his imaginary success with his screenplay.

P4: high-five

P1: He looks annoyed: You want the back of the hand? Just dish it over!! OK, here’s 39 cents.