Astrologers have known about precession for a very long time and account for it. One scientist told a newspaper reporter about it and all the rest of the media that failed to learn history repeated it.
And, as we all know, these millenia old systems are perfect in every way since they guide lives everywhere. The faulty system could explain Reagan’s presidency since Nancy was running the country AND consulting her astrologer all the time.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Astrologers have known about precession for a very long time and account for it. One scientist told a newspaper reporter about it and all the rest of the media that failed to learn history repeated it.
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
It’s funny how no astrologer ever predicted this revelation.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
I think I’d like to be an “Oh Puke Us”…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I was a lion and now I’m a disease. I’ll tell you what they can do with that telescope. Sideways!
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
I was watching a rerun of the Toastidos Fiesta bowl sponsored by Chevy. Did I miss anything?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
And, as we all know, these millenia old systems are perfect in every way since they guide lives everywhere. The faulty system could explain Reagan’s presidency since Nancy was running the country AND consulting her astrologer all the time.
prrdh over 13 years ago
JohnnyDiego said, about 7 hours ago
Now they want to make me a Taurus and I’m seeing red!Be careful or someone will banderilla you.
As a Libran, I’m too rationalistic and skeptical to believe in nonsense like astrology.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Where’s a zodiac killer when you need one?
Kali over 13 years ago
Shouldn’t it be Michel rather than Michael?
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
She also calls Confucious “Connie” and Charlemagne “Charlie.” I was tempted to have her call him “Mike.”
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Too bad they couldn’t make you a Cadillac, Johnny.
Kali over 13 years ago
And she called Mark Twain, Sammy…
;-)
runar over 13 years ago
Isaac Asimov wrote an article about this 36 years ago.
Oddly, enough, though, one thing the astrology fluffbunnies did get right was all that “Age of Aquarius” stuff.
Kali over 13 years ago
I want to be born under the sign of Kasterborous…
mdblanche over 13 years ago
Lewreader, you’re awfully crabby today.
I once mentioned I didn’t believe in astrology to someone who should have known better about it. She called me a typical Pisces for my trouble.