Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So what’s your life span? One month? Two?

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “On the other hand, the S.W.A.T. team chases me constantly.”

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That was quite an experiment.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    On Halloween you will be very happy because you will surely get many sweets.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And now he can be a fly on the wall.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I guess winging it is more fun…..

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    As one of us Science Nerds he probably didn’t see any drop in his dating activities.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 5 years ago

    Don’t mind the maggots……

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Everybody claps when they see Me.

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    buckman-j  over 5 years ago

    The Fly Part III (The Upside)

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Per the Scholastic book “Great Horror Movies,” starring in the 1958 version cured leading lady Patricia Owens of her intense insect phobia. After shooting ended, anytime she saw a scary bug she’d think, “Oh, that’s just that nice Al Hedison in a new role.”

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