“Oh, these little worms on the lettuce will suffice.”
You’re more likely to find a grasshopper or snail in a salad anyway.
A pretty sorry outfit in any case. They must specialize in Canadian food.*
*If you’re Canadian, I’m sorry. Very, very sorry.
The flies all left for a better restaurant.
A man is eating soup on a train when they hit a curve and his bowl slides into his lap. Waiter, he cries, there’s a soup in my fly!
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
“Oh, these little worms on the lettuce will suffice.”
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
You’re more likely to find a grasshopper or snail in a salad anyway.
StephenRice over 5 years ago
A pretty sorry outfit in any case. They must specialize in Canadian food.*
*If you’re Canadian, I’m sorry. Very, very sorry.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
The flies all left for a better restaurant.
jonlaw over 5 years ago
A man is eating soup on a train when they hit a curve and his bowl slides into his lap. Waiter, he cries, there’s a soup in my fly!