In Security by Bea R. for May 10, 2019

She lost weight very quickly there.

Of course it’s Hell Sam, you’re in bed alone, it only becomes Heaven when Sedine is with you. ;)

I can’t laugh; this is how I act when I have the flu.

OMG! Will he survive?

And the only known cure is for Sedine to wear a sexy nurse outfit! …Although I’d be worried about how she uses the thermometer. XD

Looks like Sedine’s maternal instinct from a few days ago has gone up in smoke, I guess if it’s a “man-cold” he’ll be needing some “rooster noodle soup”.

How is it different from a woman-cold?

I bet yours is worst.

Wuss

I rarely get sick but I am an awful wimp when I do. Right with you Sam.

The struggle is real.

However, I remember a few colds ago how I was stuck in bed and I used that opportunity to watch the Game Grumps play through Doki Doki literature club from start to finish in one sitting. It was defiantly the best cold I ever got.

I have that condition right now!

So is Sedine going to go all maternal and take care of Sam? Or just ignore him till he’s better? Knowing Sedine, the truth lies somewhere flamboyantly in between…

Sam must not have ever served in the Army. A cold was nothing.

Honey-lemon tea. Breathe some steam with a few drops of eucalyptus oil or tea tree oil, get to know and love a neti pot. And NO caffeine or milk. And lots of warm fluids and hot showers. (I would get bronchitis about twice every three years from the age of 12 to 45)

The close proximity of this to Sedine’s “pregnancy” has me thinking that perhaps this is an effort by Sam to avoid fatherhood – i.e., “faking it.” Every Thanksgiving we get a glimpse of what he went through growing up, and in the backstory he seemed to go through a rebellion of sorts against his parent’s… values. Maybe he doesn’t want any child of his exposed to that.

“MAN-COLD” (slang for human cold?)?

Having Sedine as your nurse is a good thing, right?

WWWEEELLLLLL!!!! That was a quick recovery for Sedine!!

I hate being sick. I just recovered from having a cold. Coughing makes it so hard to concentrate.

When I was younger, my family kept telling me that I was a “drama queen”. If I wasn’t bleeding, puking, or otherwise impaired, they assured me that there was nothing seriously wrong with me and I just needed to suck it up.

Fast-forward 20 years.

All that back pain I had in junior high and high school? Turns out that my spine couldn’t keep up with the abnormal way in which my body was growing.

If my family had listened to me back then, a competent chiropractor could have taken care of things.

Instead, I’m possibly looking at corrective surgery because my spine’s so badly messed up the pros can’t figure out how I can still walk.