Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 17, 2011

At least you have facilities….such as they are…

What’d she do now to get put in the slammer?

Poor Broomie, maybe she can get some rest before blowing the walls off solitary.

Now her life really is the shits.

They sent her to the Little House.

At least she has access to the toilet. OK, she’s living in the toilet.

And you get used to the odor after a while.

Explodeing out house!

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1) How were they able to keep her in prison in the first place? Can’t she just zap her way out?

2) Don’t try to dig your way out!

Hey, at least you’re on the top floor!

Maybe she in lockup for using her Zapper.

@Clark Kent, not just minorities, but males thanks to VAWA, and anybody thanks to “war” on Drugs, Child Pornography, Terror, and Poverty. The word “war” is used to try to justify unconstitutional power. For instance, “forfeiture” (police can seize your property without warrant if they suspect you of being a drug dealer - and 1 out of 4 bills was handled by a cocaine dealer at some point).

don’t poop where you eat

Cool Hand Loo.

What a fine mess you’ve gotten yourself into, Broomie.

I bet her former cellmates are glad to be rid of her!

I know a man who likes to deal in cash, rather than checks or plastic, and got $20,000.00 cash from his bank account to go buy a car with. He was stopped by the police who have some sort of scanner that “saw” his money in the briefcase on the seat next to him. They took his money and accused him of drug dealing and he fought for years and never got his money back…..though the drug charges were dropped. Ruined his reputation in the community too since it made the news.

What’s VAWA?

How can they be so mean to a little old lady with a flower in her hat? She doesn’t even have a broomstick

Plods with Beer said, And you get used to the odor after a while.

Say the rats.

Well, I guess her life’s in the toilet!

That’s one place where she won’t feel flushed.

Privacy at last!