FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 23, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: Bread... mustard... lettuce... tomatoes... ham... turkey... bacon... cheese... salami... bologna... more ham... more turkey... more bacon... more cheese... REDUCED CALORIE MAYONAISE?!? Mom! Do you want me to lose weight?! Andy: You should probably pose questions like that far away from cultery.
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
In other words, it’s not about you, Peter.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Sympathy don’t live there no more …
garfield246 over 13 years ago
Then use something else!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I was highly insulted when I took reduced fat/sugar ice cream out of the freezer. Of course it was all about me.
tbonepolar over 13 years ago
I had a bad experience with Veganase yesterday
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Dagwood would be very impressed, ‘cept for the mayo bit.
Constantinepaleologos over 13 years ago
Wow, it’s amazing…Mrs. Foxx is such an idiot!
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Why would that have reduced fat in mayo?
Xane_T over 13 years ago
Reduced fat usually means higher sugar and salt anyway… you can’t win!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
^ And the stuff tastes terrible. Better to just enjoy the good stuff in moderation!
digasi over 13 years ago
Reduce fat mayo works when you put it on the sandwich because it taste so bad you don’t want to eat it.
junco49 over 13 years ago
So where is the peanut butter and strawberry jam and honey and ……….