Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 23, 2019

Worry when he tries to put his battery to you.

Because every time you say that, you wear out my listening batteries & not my talking batteries.

Nothing good ever comes from a conversation that begins that way.

Because who wants to do all the talking?

It’s obvious why he takes them out. NOW the question is, why don’t you put them back in?

Chuckie don’ need no stinkin’ batteries…

’cause, sunshine, “WE” need to talk means YOU need to listen!

Chatty Cathy comes with lots of questions.

You make him feel run down.

Or he goes into sleep mode.

she wants them to be quiet while she tells him what’s wrong with him so what’s the problem

Plausible deniability

I’m sure many men wish they could do this.

Several inappropriate jokes involving battery-operated devices come to mind. I am resisting the urge to post one …

Considering most battery compartments, you can’t get 2 out at once and once you’ve pulled one – it shuts down. Yeah, I know – overthinking again. lol

Because “We need to talk” usually means. “Shut up and listen while I tell you of your faults.”

Because “we need to talk” means “ I’m going to talk and you need to shut up and listen until I’m done.”

One does not need them after one’s flux capacitor is charged. And returning them too soon in the wrong polarity creates so much steam that appendages swell so much he won’t let her do it.