Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2019

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    i_am_the_jam  over 5 years ago

    Ridiculous in size, too.

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    Take my galaxy…please.

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    katzenbooks45  over 5 years ago

    “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” – Terry Pratchett

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    You’d have to know it took a percussionist to get things started. But naturally, creating the human species required the assistance of a sax player.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    …aaaand Bada Bing Bada Bang …

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    According to that song “the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool.”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

    Douglas Adams

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    This guy walks into a singularity…

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    God was doing stand up comedy? No wonder the earth is a funny place.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Spin off of the just-ended sitcom?

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Hey! No one can hear you scream in space.

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