Have the party on a island so the flames don’t spread.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
How large are those candles?
Have the party here in Ventura California. There isn’t much left to burn.
Just make it a four-day weekend and give her a cake with fifty candles each day.
We were going to hold the party at Notre Dame Cathedral, but …
Vic would have wolfed the cake down in seconds and then declared the party over.
That must be one hell of a giant cake i believe a permit must be required and the fire brigade must be notified before ignition.
Road flares work well.
“Stripper dressed as a firefighter …”
6. Rakes
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Have the party on a island so the flames don’t spread.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
How large are those candles?
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Have the party here in Ventura California. There isn’t much left to burn.
aerotica69 over 5 years ago
Just make it a four-day weekend and give her a cake with fifty candles each day.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
We were going to hold the party at Notre Dame Cathedral, but …
pcolli over 5 years ago
Vic would have wolfed the cake down in seconds and then declared the party over.
brotherbox over 5 years ago
That must be one hell of a giant cake i believe a permit must be required and the fire brigade must be notified before ignition.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Road flares work well.
epaphus8 over 5 years ago
“Stripper dressed as a firefighter …”
WilhelmGere over 5 years ago
6. Rakes