Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 20, 2019

Was this posted on the same day as the Game of Thrones finale on purpose?

Rosebud is Luke’s father.

I think Phoebe is a little young to be watching Game of Thrones.

“Could you give me a hint?”

I wish big movie preview trailers were more like her. Many give away the best scenes before you even get to see the movie. “Ghost in the Shell” did that.

On Friday it will be revealed that Lord Splendid Humility has spontaneously combusted!

It’s a lot better than: “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”!

Judge Judy would say “‘Mmm’ is not an answer!”

I’m glad the weather has improved enough for her to be wearing flipflops.

Now we’ll never know what today’s punchline was.

I remember spoilers, I had them on my midlife crisis car!

Thanos is Captain America’s Father! Luke Skywalker was dead the whole time! Soylent Green is a cook book!

“If I tell you, that’s a spoiler. And if I show you an eel, that’s a moray.”

Is Rosebud the new king of Westeros?

I assumed she had a superhero movie in mind. Shows my bias.

Spare the rod and spoiler the child?

What