Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2019

Rod, however, it seems you have plenty of time to read it.

At least he did not need Chainsaws for Dummies.

So roofing as in “roof”, not as in “roofies” ? He got away lightly :)

….it’s for NEXT TIME!

There is a Dummy book for everything.

Bung is a lot taller than he used to be. They must have put Miracle-Gro in his wine.

That is usually when I get the ‘for dummies’ book. Well after I have already messed up something new. SQL for dummies was quite useful.

So you wanted to be cheap and not pay a roofer to do your roof, huh Rod? Well now, now you’re going to have to really pay now!

The Fink can’t find a real roofer to threaten into doing the work?

I did hot-tar roofing when I was in college. Relatively flat roofs are pretty safe. However, with 500 degree tar, there are plenty of other ways to get hurt.

Was the book store all out of “Convalescing For Dummies?”

Better late than never.

I recently needed the book “ electric pruning shears for dummies” paired with a first aid guide.

Do they have a table saw for dummies? Don’t ask. :-}

You must be not a good patient if they put you in a bed outside the ER

no no no Rodney it was a “Dragon” remember and “16 Huns”