In Security by Bea R. for May 13, 2019

Bring in breakfast. Fry an egg on him.

That’s not how you heat up tea sedine

Well Sam’s got the super sneeze why not thermal powers too?

Even though Sedine isn’t pregnant she still gets to play the part of a mother, she’ll have to since Sam has a sickness that saps his maturity, a common affliction in this world. XD

Maybe you can try tickling him a lot, laughter is the best medicine after all. Or perhaps use some laughing gas, or anything from the Joker’s playbook, since by this logic the Joker is apparently the best doctor in DC comics.

Why is the teabag still in the cup?

Very resourceful Sedine.

Sedine’s shoulders are as cute as the rest of her.

And don’t try to move, or you’ll be the next Darkman.

Just wait until he gets a cold chill…

I’m pretty sure a cold compress on his forehead would reduce his temperature better than that cup of hot tea.

Okay, continuity and congruity protest! She was blown through the second-floor window yesterday, and today it’s like nothing happened? Or is the Creator (“May Her characters never become boring!”) claiming hyperbole of the first order?

An incandescent bulb, Sedine? For shame! Time to replace it with an LED, although how one draws an LED bulb is beyond me, as so many things are these days.

Good thing Sam has a flat head.

Any warmer, Sam, and Sedine can make some toast and bacon…Ooooo! I know! Sedine, why don’t you get a bagel. Remember, there is only one place you can place it on Sam so that it doesn’t slide off… and it’ll keep it warm, too!

Here is the perfect muffin/bagel, egg/bacon/, toaster all in one. I am using a smaller version for years – this one is the newer version. Can’t beat them. put the egg on, Canadian bacon on, and bagel or muffin in, push a button, it all cooks together. https://www.amazon.com/West-Bend-78500-Breakfast-Removable/dp/B07KMVKDSP/ref=pd_cp_79_1?pd_rd_w=hWhjR&pf_rd_p=ef4dc990-a9ca-4945-ae0b-f8d549198ed6&pf_rd_r=9DQ2431M6NWP4F1ZKJW5&pd_rd_r=56768010-75ce-11e9-b88a-83630affe59b&pd_rd_wg=NEuJ8&pd_rd_i=B07KMVKDSP&psc=1&refRID=9DQ2431M6NWP4F1ZKJW5

Sedine will be the death of you…