In Security by Bea R. for May 16, 2019

“Invisible Scarlet O’Neil,” she is not. ✨

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Scarlet_O%27Neil

Also, Sedine recovered quickly. ✨❤️✨

He’s more attracted to her because he thinks she’s a single mother? I’m sensing mommy issues in this one…

I really hope Bea isn’t basing this on an interaction she once had, if so it must have been from when she lived in Germany, you know German men, love to invade other’s territory. XD (I know it’s an old joke, but I had to make it anyway)

Pepper spray, please? Or maybe Sedine can just throw him through a plate glass window or something.

I’d assume this is the start of an arc where Charlene lost her ring, but who knows, it might be that Roy has been erased from existance and the memories of others except Charlene, like something out of the Twilight Zone.

Dude, if her husband sees you fawning with his wife, you better hope there’s Heaven or Hades because you’re to end up going to one of those realms real soon!

That is a bit aggressive.

Now, watch Sedine get all jealous…

A knee to the groin should cool his jets a little.

Where is the police when you need it?

Honestly, what kind of person creeps for single women in the ladies’ section of a store?Although, some of those sales look pretty hot.

Pervert!! He just grabbed her with no consent!!

I often wonder what it would be like to flirt with women like that. I can barely squeak out a hello when talking to girls.

Sigh, never leave me my waifus.

Sedine, attack! Be that normal friend!

We almost lost our little rings several times and just couldn’t take the panic anymore so we locked them up in my safe and never looked back. (Besides, rings cut into my finger webbing something fierce, and my wife’s is engraved with a love message on the inside that was going away from too frequent resizing during the baby years.) Similarly, w/o the ring force field around her, we were waiting on a bench seat for a table to celebrate our anniversary when a well-mannered young half-drunk fellow on her other side started hitting on her. When he finally spotted big hairy me on her other side, he couldn’t apologize too much or fast enough. Made her day; I just smiled.

Guards! Release the hounds!

Unfortunately, marriage also means she’s stuck with one creep.

The last time someone tried to hit on my wife like that and got too close to her, she showed him what she learned as a Marine. She is only 5 feet tall and she… let’s just say that almost 6 foot guy didn’t walk out of there without help.

CREEP: My Precious!

CHARLENE: Hey! That’s MY line! HELP!!!

oh crud poor her