Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 26, 2019

To where could I retire where the temperature is 35°C (95°F)? Someplace that’s 35°F (1.7°C) doesn’t sound ideal to me.

Wouldn’t feel so good for octogenarians and nonagenarians.

My dream is fulfilled. My retirement dream was not to wake up early and not worry about work things.

I retired to Myrtle Beach, I’m a plugger and proud of it.

A place where the average temperature inversely equals our age, for those of us in the darned hot tropics.

You must have Air-Con for that !

I did. 52F in Oregon. It’s 50F outside as I type.

NO thanks. 88 is too dang HOT.

Too many pluggers are finding that the only thing that matches their age is their bank account.

Already have! Nice sea breezes and shorts and tee shirts almost year round.

You would not be fishing and golfing every summer day in Florida. They have more thunderstorms than most other places in North America.

I live in Oklahoma. We are beginning to look more like Vienna. The Tornado Sirens keep us awake all night and the flooding is filling the state.

And, to top it off, you can train a crocodile to retrieve your golf balls…

Not if using centigrade or Kelvin.