Herman by Jim Unger for June 30, 2019

Sometimes limited communication is the key.

There it is; Knowing when to shut up!

after 42 years tomorrow, the trick is….she knows where i sleep…..

That’s exactly right! When push comes to shove, push back!

Last Sunday was our 45th anniversary. The key to a lasting marriage is respect, not communication.

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Part of communicating is listening which is another dieing art.

Reminds me of Cool Hand Luke.

And, sometimes it’s knowing when to keep your mouth shut!

looks like their sex life has evolved into just oral sex! ;o]

At least they are communicating.

Agree to disagree

You reach an age and stage in life, where you realize that prolonged arguments are bad for your blood pressure.

“Dear, would you like a second honeymoon?” “Sure, with whom?”

“My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.” Rodney Dangerfield

“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.” Rodney Dangerfield

“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!” Rodney Dangerfield

Some people just aren’t very good a communicating. These two seem to be doing just fine.

Mama’s bigger than Daddy and always wins the fights…