Someday when you enter the workforce Calvin, you’ll get yours. You will know what it’s like to be cooped up in a stifling office on a warm summer’s day.
I retired at 58. Well, the company I worked for closed one day never to be seen again and jobs for those north of 50 in my town and the surrounding region were nil, so I would send the wife off to work every day with a smile on my face and the clubs in the trunk.
What a prick that kid is!! He’s definitely dumpster material!! Reminds me of carla on cheers sitcom. I feel the same about her. A very hateful and sadistic Bitch!
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Calvin’s revenge after the camping trip.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Calvin gets surly every school morning himself.
jpkansas78 over 5 years ago
I’d be surly too if you were my kid.
codycab over 5 years ago
Calvin is so surly, it’s spreads like a virus.
Watcher over 5 years ago
And Mom is next.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Well if you stopped calling him Shirley maybe he wouldn’t be.
Baarorso over 5 years ago
Someday when you enter the workforce Calvin, you’ll get yours. You will know what it’s like to be cooped up in a stifling office on a warm summer’s day.
lucky444 over 5 years ago
65? Only you’re lucky.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Surly is my middle name. In the morning anyway. In the morning I am like the seven dwarfs. Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy…
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
Surly to bed and surly to rise….
moskaluk over 5 years ago
Bill W retired before he was 65.
PammWhittaker over 5 years ago
I hope next vacation that Mom tells Dad he’s taking Calvin and she’s going on a ladies only trip to a spa :)
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Rub it in, Cal, and wait patiently for payback time!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Calvin the troll! That was vicious, Calvin!
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
A six-year-old boy who knows what “surly” means?
[Unnamed Reader - c603d1] over 5 years ago
Ah yes, the 80’s. Back when hard working people had a chance of retiring before 75.
KEA over 5 years ago
Ah, to be 65 again
formathe over 5 years ago
I retired at 58. Well, the company I worked for closed one day never to be seen again and jobs for those north of 50 in my town and the surrounding region were nil, so I would send the wife off to work every day with a smile on my face and the clubs in the trunk.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
And when have you read a novel cover-to-cover, Calvin? Or anything other than a comic book?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
As soon as he gets to work, Dad is going to call and sign Calvin up for summer dodge ball camp.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Way to rub it in, Calvin!
Snoots over 5 years ago
With a kid like Calvin… work is a reprieve…
kab2rb over 5 years ago
Calvin, you are sure giving dad hard time, he has to work.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Life is short. Don’t squander it.
Nick Danger over 5 years ago
“So when does school start again?”, replied Dad.
Ginny Premium Member over 5 years ago
He is such a little s..t !
Space & Kitten over 5 years ago
Just wait Calvin your time is coming around the bend.
anomaly over 5 years ago
And you’ll be 65 before you know it, too, Calvin.
Dianne50 over 5 years ago
And then you get to be 65 and between the presbyopia and the cataracts you can no longer enjoy a good novel. sigh
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Lemme tell you something boy, it’s 67!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Surly to bed, surly to rise…
And Calvin surly does his best to keep the string going.
jimchronister2016 over 5 years ago
What a prick that kid is!! He’s definitely dumpster material!! Reminds me of carla on cheers sitcom. I feel the same about her. A very hateful and sadistic Bitch!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
Is when you have a son like Calvin that you re-evaluate Herod .
pony21 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Taken at face value, Calvin is simply observing the truth. No malice intended.
hagarthehorrible over 5 years ago
Monday after a vacation seems like I cut my fingernails short! And Calvin is not it better.
Mike Rossum over 5 years ago
In Calvin’s mind, that was all positive loving commentary. Dad is a grouch.